After5
Thursday, November 11, 2010
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Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Small Change. Why the revolution will not be tweeted.
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/10/04/101004fa_fact_gladwell?currentPage=all
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
I'm in business jokes
Hope you like these, they are stupid but arguably funny...
What do you do for work?
I'm a demolition man...
Hows Business?
Booming
What do you do for work?
I'm a hitman
how's business?
hit and miss
What do you do for work?
I've got a new job.
Oh yeah?
Yeah I'm paid to pull up roots with my bare hands.
How is it?
I'm not digging it.
What do you do for work?
I've got a new job....
I'm a telepathy expert
How's business
Oh, you know...
What do you do for work
I'm a paedophile
hows business?
It's all swings and roundabouts
or..
It seperates the men from the boys.
What do you do for work?
I've got a new job....
Doing what?
i make special "one off" hats.
How is it?
I'm well chuffed, I just made super-visor.
I'm in business
What do you do?
I'm a rapist
How's business?
Ah, touch and go.
I'm in business
what do you do?
I'm a human cannonball
how's business?
just been fired
I'm in business
what do you do?
I'm a Necrophiliac
How's business?
fucking dead
I got a new job
what do you do?
I'm a dustman
Hows business?
I'm picking it up as i go along
I got a new job
what do you do?
I'm Lenny Henry's ex-wife's gynaecologist
How's business?
I'm up at the crack of dawn every day
I got a new job
what do you do?
I work in land mine disposal.
How's business?
Slowly finding my feet.
I got a new job
what do you do?
I'm a turd polisher
How's business?
Pretty shit
I'm in business
What business?
Gay pornstar
Whats it like?
Fucking shit
I'm in Business
What do you do?
I perform botched circumcisions
Hows it going?
I'm a cut above the rest
What do you do for work?
I'm a demolition man...
Hows Business?
Booming
What do you do for work?
I'm a hitman
how's business?
hit and miss
What do you do for work?
I've got a new job.
Oh yeah?
Yeah I'm paid to pull up roots with my bare hands.
How is it?
I'm not digging it.
What do you do for work?
I've got a new job....
I'm a telepathy expert
How's business
Oh, you know...
What do you do for work
I'm a paedophile
hows business?
It's all swings and roundabouts
or..
It seperates the men from the boys.
What do you do for work?
I've got a new job....
Doing what?
i make special "one off" hats.
How is it?
I'm well chuffed, I just made super-visor.
I'm in business
What do you do?
I'm a rapist
How's business?
Ah, touch and go.
I'm in business
what do you do?
I'm a human cannonball
how's business?
just been fired
I'm in business
what do you do?
I'm a Necrophiliac
How's business?
fucking dead
I got a new job
what do you do?
I'm a dustman
Hows business?
I'm picking it up as i go along
I got a new job
what do you do?
I'm Lenny Henry's ex-wife's gynaecologist
How's business?
I'm up at the crack of dawn every day
I got a new job
what do you do?
I work in land mine disposal.
How's business?
Slowly finding my feet.
I got a new job
what do you do?
I'm a turd polisher
How's business?
Pretty shit
I'm in business
What business?
Gay pornstar
Whats it like?
Fucking shit
I'm in Business
What do you do?
I perform botched circumcisions
Hows it going?
I'm a cut above the rest
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Quote
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Urine drinker (funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iXP9yoc4VY
Peter La Fleur: [after Patches hits Justin in the face with a wrench] Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure that this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Peter La Fleur: ...Okay.
Peter La Fleur: [after Patches hits Justin in the face with a wrench] Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure that this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Peter La Fleur: ...Okay.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesnt mow his lawn. He just stands outside and dares it to grow.
Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesnt mow his lawn. He just stands outside and dares it to grow.
Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Monday, August 9, 2010
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Monday, August 2, 2010
quote
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
It's on!
Let's do it Persian! Bring your whole army, I only need my 300!
I called the blog After 5. Hopefully this inspires us to start focusing our creativity into this project.
Business plan examples to come.
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