I'm in business jokes

Hope you like these, they are stupid but arguably funny...

What do you do for work?
I'm a demolition man...
Hows Business?
Booming

What do you do for work?
I'm a hitman
how's business?
hit and miss

What do you do for work?
I've got a new job.
Oh yeah?
Yeah I'm paid to pull up roots with my bare hands.
How is it?
I'm not digging it.

What do you do for work?
I've got a new job....
I'm a telepathy expert
How's business
Oh, you know...

What do you do for work
I'm a paedophile
hows business?
It's all swings and roundabouts
or..
It seperates the men from the boys.

What do you do for work?
I've got a new job....
Doing what?
i make special "one off" hats.
How is it?
I'm well chuffed, I just made super-visor.

I'm in business
What do you do?
I'm a rapist
How's business?
Ah, touch and go.

I'm in business
what do you do?
I'm a human cannonball
how's business?
just been fired

I'm in business
what do you do?
I'm a Necrophiliac
How's business?
fucking dead

I got a new job
what do you do?
I'm a dustman
Hows business?
I'm picking it up as i go along

I got a new job
what do you do?
I'm Lenny Henry's ex-wife's gynaecologist
How's business?
I'm up at the crack of dawn every day

I got a new job
what do you do?
I work in land mine disposal.
How's business?
Slowly finding my feet.

I got a new job
what do you do?
I'm a turd polisher
How's business?
Pretty shit

I'm in business
What business?
Gay pornstar
Whats it like?
Fucking shit

I'm in Business
What do you do?
I perform botched circumcisions
Hows it going?
I'm a cut above the rest